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The 15 Most Annoying Things About Facebook

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15. 'Truth is' and 'LMS'

Just recently, Facebook users have been updating their statuses to things like "Like for a truth is" or "LMS for a rate". When someone updates their status to things like that, you know that they are bored out of their minds. It tells you that they have absolutely nothing better to do.

14. P30P13 WH0 T@1K L!K3 +H!S

Obviously, if you talk like that, nobody is going to want to talk to you. B3C@US3 N0B0DY KN0WS WH@+ Y0U'R3 S@Y!NG...

13. Poke Wars

If you asked a Facebook user why they like to 'poke' their friends on Facebook, they'd most likely say "Because it's fun!". Now, think about it... Would you randomly poke your friends in real life? Don't you think it's a little bit weird to 'poke' someone online? I think the concept is just plain weird.

12. People Who Add Too Many Extra Letters

dooooooon't youuuu juuussssttt haaaatttteee itttt wheeeenn peooopplllleee addddd tooooo mannnyyy exxxtrraaa lettttterrrsss toooo theiiirrr woorrrrdddsss? It gets a bit annoying after seeing it so much. Why can't people just type the word they are meaning to say with the amount of letters it is suppose to have? I would think it would make it easier.

11. When Someone Sends You a Friend Request More Than Once

Once you deny someone's friend request, don't they get the slightest idea that you DON'T want to be friends with them. If you send more than three friend requests to someone, don't be surprised if they block you.

10. Girls That Have Too Many Pictures of Themselves

Okay, we get it. You're pretty. It doesn't take a million pictures for us to understand that! All it does is make you look conceited.

9. When People Post Their Every Move As Their Status

8:00 A.M. Just ate Frosted Mini Wheats! Mmmmm.
8:10 A.M. Brushed my teeth! Now my breath smells really gooooood.
8:30 A.M. I'm wearing my new earrings today! They're so pretty!
I don't think they understand that NOBODY CARES.

8. The 'Duck' Face

Everybody knows what the 'duck' face is. You know, when girls stick their lips out and try to look sexy. They never seem to succeed at looking sexy, but they do make themselves look like their about to quack.

7. Couples That Post Their Love Life All Over Facebook

Whether it's a daily status, writing on each other's wall, or even just writing it in their info box, couples never miss a day of posting something about how 'in love' they are on Facebook. Not only does it make all of their friends want to barf, but it depresses single people. Either way, please keep your love life off of social networking sites. Please.

6. Over-Edited Pictures

If the picture wasn't decent before, there is no need to put it up on Facebook. If you have to edit it to death, then it's probably not the kind of picture you want all of your friends to see. No more over-using Picnik.com!

5. When Non-Couples 'Marry' Each Other On Facebook

This aggravates & confuses people. As nosy as people are now days, it's going to drive everyone crazy to know if you, and the one you 'married', are actually dating each other.

4. People Who Use Too Many Exclamation Marks

This is so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, how many ending marks to you need to get your point across? Nobody can be that excited.

3. People Who Add the Annoying 'Z' on the End of Words

"Omgz, i love my girlz. lolz." ... Really? Is there any need to use a 'z' on the end of any of those words? Give me a break.

2. People Who Try To Chat With You Every Time You're Online

If you've already talked to someone three times in the same day, it isn't necessary for you to talk to them again... and again... and again. It's extremely annoying. Leave the poor person alone.

1. Stalkers

All Facebook users have a stalker. Even if you don't know about your stalker, it's still creepy know someones looking through your updates everyday. Sometimes you know who's stalking you. They view all of your stuff & comment on everything on your profile. Creepy...

Comments

Tom Cornett 10 months ago

I can relate to many of these...great list and welcome to Hubpages! :)

Bud Gallant 10 months ago

Haha. Very amusing list. This is cool.

I don't use Facebook very much anymore, but I can still relate to these.

sassyk73 10 months ago

Lol...great hub. I agree. Thanks for sharing.

AEvans 10 months ago

I have to agree that what you have written are many of the annoyances of facebook. Hey facebook are you listening? Great read! :)

row777 10 months ago

Got a good laugh out of this one:)

MartieCoetser 10 months ago

Hilarious! LMAO! I can add another 15 most annoying things on FB, but you’ve covered the best. That pictures of the lips and the woman in the background is a stunner :) Thanks for making me laugh on this cold winter’s night.

Versatile Health 10 months ago

Awesome Hub! I can agree with so much of this...LOL. I HATE THE DUCK FACE PICTURES!

LeslieW 3 days ago

Luv this is so true ur the best Zoe

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